Archive for September, 2003
My Boyfriend is Like a Cat
This was posted anonymously to Craig’s List. Somehow I think the ladies will like this more than the guys. Here is the original link, but I’m not sure how long it will stay in circulation, so it is posted below:
I hear everyone complain about how their boyfriends are dogs, and I have to say gals, I think you’re the lucky ones. Dogs may be smelly and drool and what not, but at least they’re loyal and friendly and act happy when you get home. I, on the other hand, think that maybe my boyfriend is a cat. Lines of evidence include:
1. He comes and goes as he likes.
2. He’s far friendlier when I offer food.
3. He sleeps about 14 hours a day.
4. He acts like it’s a privilege to give him attention.
5. He tries to lay on me alot.
6. When I’m reading the paper, he gets in front of it and wants attention.
7. He bats at quickly moving objects.
8. He spends a good deal of time grooming himself, especially after I’ve touched him.
9. He doesn’t come when called.
10. He sheds everywhere.
11. He makes funny little grumbly sounds when he’s happy.
12. He’s kind of territorial.
13. He’s destroyed the couch.
14. Sometimes he sprays in the bathroom.
15. I’m not sure he would notice if I were gone for a few days.
So, in any case, if you have a dog of a man that you’re a little tired of and you’d like to try something else, I would like to offer you a trade for my cat of a boyfriend. He comes with a few toys, a bowl, and a week’s supply of food. By the way, if you don’t have a man, I would also be willing to trade a good bottle of wine for him, and I’ll promise to toast to your success as a couple while I’m drinking it.
originally posted by: dugh
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Nine Least Favorite Debate Tricks
|link| John Hawkins lists those things in debates that really irritate him. Written from a politically right point of view, I think it applies to liberals and conservatives equally; there are stupid people at every extreme.
originally posted by: dugh
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Satan’s Laundromat
|link| A photoblog based in Brooklyn that reminds me of roadtrips with Shoes.
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Posted by gtodd in Image | 1 Comment
Three Comedies
Jon E. sent us a review of three movies. Dickie Roberts: Child Star, American Wedding and Freaky Friday. Read the rest of this entry »
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Send an E-Postcard
|link| Loads of digital postcards you can send by email. There is something you will find funny in here, and not all of them are safe for work, though the pics are small enough you should be OK.
originally posted by: killian without 23 cents
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Most Important Documents in US History
|link| US News is having a ballot to detirmine the most important documents in US History. Many of them, like the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, are obvious but not as obvious are the nominations of the Boulder Canyon Project Act or the Transcript of John Glenn’s Official Communication with the Command Center. Each document has roll-overs which briefly describe the item, and links to the full text for your perusal.
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Top Five: Games
Looking at things we do for fun, what are your Top Five games? They can be from any category: board, card, sports, computer, roleplaying… Click on the comments link below and let us know.
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DIY Segway
|link| Some notes from a guy that decided to build his own Segway scooter out of standard electric wheelchair parts. I’m too used to walking to want one myself, but here it is in case you do.
originally posted by: gtodd, found on slashdot
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Matrix Fan Film
|link| Created by a group of real film makers in New Zealand, here is a Matrix fan film. I’m downloading it now…
originally posted by: dugh
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50 Unsexy Things
|link| The staff at Nerve have kindly put together a list of 50 things that are really, truly, mostly unsexy. Based on number five, I am looking forward to having my virginity back any day now.
originally posted by: dugh
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