Q! Unique Talents for Moon Base

President Bush has announced the return to the moon and the establishment of a base there. What unique talents do you possess that make you a candidate for the base team?

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5 Responses to “Q! Unique Talents for Moon Base”

1. dugh wrote:
   March 15th, 2010 at 3:27 am

   obviously my best job in getting us back into space would be as a spokesman. the scientists stereotypically can’t talk to the public in a way they understand, and everyone know politicians just bullocks things.

   after that, despite bad eyes, i’d be an ideal candidate for going. i can learn anything i need to learn quickly, but more importantly i can put up with the long journey away from humanity better than most anyone i know. besides, who wouldn’t want to be one of the first people to step onto another planet?

2. skooz wrote:
   March 15th, 2010 at 3:27 am

   All new planets/colonies/moon bases need something to fear. I think I could fill the role as the mythological pain-in-the-ass character, the modern equivilant of the dragon, terrorizing and mutilating those that go too close to the edge of the new base. Of course I would eventually have to be killed by a hero so that wouldn’t work out so well for me in the long run, so maybe I will take the next few years to become something useful, like a sanitation expert.

3. odd wrote:
   March 15th, 2010 at 3:27 am

   i see myself filling in the role of that guy who warns people about the dangers of some alien device or creature… then messes around with it himself.

4. Mookee wrote:
   March 15th, 2010 at 3:27 am

   Are you shitting me? What the hell is this crap. My first talent would be to bitch about having to spend 20 minutes trying to get on here just so I could tell you that my “special talent” just so happens to be the ability to piss off anyone, for any reason, in less time than anyone else. I am also very good at explaining what’s screwed up with pretty much anything…plans, designs, attitudes, etc. I would be that guy that no one wants around but if I wasn’t around no one would have any fun or anyone to blame anything on.

   I am also good at talking about nudity.

5. zapski wrote:
   March 15th, 2010 at 3:27 am

   i’d be ideal for being the last survivor of a doomed planet, especially when the asteroid i ordered gets here.

 

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