|link| You think you can handle the top job? Here’s one (of many) opportunities for you to try, especially if you love reality television.
originally posted by: dugh
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March 11th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
mookee?
i think you qualify, looking at the eligibility link. do you need a running mate?
March 11th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Damn, makes me wish I was older. I am too young to run for president. Constitution says 35…do any of us qualify yet?
March 11th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I’m tempted
I qualify, and I bet I could do worse things to the economy than anyone else! Free Beer Fridays! Topless Tuesdays! (for a select portion of the citizenry, chosen by a committee headed by mookie) It’s all bread and circuses from now on!
March 11th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
bread and circuses!
that will make you one of the most popular presidents ever! a vote for zapski is like a vote for apple pie, which i would nominate for VP, or at least treasury secretary.
incidently, i’ll be old enought to qualify. ergh…
March 11th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
zapski in ‘04
sounds like a good platform to me. i’m just a little worried how state dinners might go under his presidency.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
indeed, zapski, i am curious if you mean to remedy this disgusting trick you plan to play on visitors to the white house…
March 11th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Alas, I am not eligible by a mere 3 months.
If however, I were eligible, I would not be running just so I could take up my destined position in president zapski’s cabinet. Of course this would require a new Executive Department, but if we can justify Homeland Security, sureless we can justify the Department of Taste (as in, “no, fat people cannot wear spandex leotards and should not be naked, — not as in “wow, this food is really good.”)
I’m not “married” to the name of the new Dept I’m heading up, so if anyone has any suggestions, I’m listening.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
i think we’ll leave the lumps out of the state dinners. at least most of the time. maybe. now off to plan national hooky week (it’s random from month to month)