|link| “Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn’t allowed to do.”
Things degrade from there. Number 31 sounds like a visit from Dongle. 145 and 146 had me rolling. Which are your favorites?
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March 16th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
If I joined the Army if I’d want to hang out with this nutcase.
Sounds like like my kinda guy.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Still a very good list, though it has a lot of detours to reach it, now that it is a few years old. I’m including the new link here, hopefully it works. If not, you’ll figure it out.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
It’s so hard to pick
Favorites include:
128. “Shpadoinkle” is not a real word.
142. “Calvin-Ball” is not authorized PT.
202. Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the “Safety Dance” and the “Safety Briefing” are never to be combined.
March 4th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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