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Archive for May, 2004

How big a Geek are you?

|link| Apparently I fall into the Major Geek catagory (39.84221%), which probably surprises no one.
originally posted by: odd

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Now with Comment Previews

You now have the ability to preview comments before posting if you’d like. This will help if you have a long comment and want to check your spelling or approximately what it will look like on the page. The “Preview” button appears just before the “Post” button. Note: you will still have to click the post button to submit your comment! Click on the Comment link below and give it a try.

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Scamming a Scammer

|link| The tale of an ebay scam going wrong for the scammer, netting him a p-p-p-powerbook.
originally posted by: odd

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Halle Berry Wants a Baby

|link| Halle Berry wants a baby, and you could be the father with no obligation. That is, if you can get to date her…

originally posted by: dugh

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Religious Bra Joke

This joke comes via Gracie… What religion is your bra? Read the rest of this entry »

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Kurt Vonnegut Editorial

|link| “Cold Turkey” is a rambling editorial by Kurt Vonnegut on why, perhaps, we are in the situation we’re in today. The best part of the page, however, are the stories.

originally posted by: dugh

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Girls are Twice As Evil

Following a post from the other day, Uncle Roger postulates a theory proving that not only that Girls are Evil, but Girls are Twice As Evil As We Thought! This will now forever be known as:

Uncle Roger’s Corollary

First we state that girls require Time AND Money. “And” means addition, so it should be:

Girls = Time + Money

And as we all know “time is money.”

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money + Money = 2 x Money

And because “money is the root of all evil”:

Money = Evil

Therefore:

Girls = 2 x Evil

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls are twice as evil as we thought.

Note that this is actually a correction to the faulty proof in Girls are Evil that “Time and Money” equals Time x Money which is incorrect.

originally posted by: dugh

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Top Five: Films needing to be redone

There have been a ton of films being redone lately. What five films do you think are in the most desperate need of being redone?

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Eric Idle Serenades the FCC

|link| Eric Idle of Monty Python fame wrote this song about the FCC and a number of other people in political prominence. I’m not sure what the actual title is, but it might as well be Fuck You Very Much; NSFW audio. (MP3 format).

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Girls Are Evil; Mathmatical Proof

|link| Men have always suspected that the fairer sex were evil but couldn’t prove it. Now we can. Read the rest of this entry »

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