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Top Five: Cruel Nicknames

We all knew people who acquired cruel and nasty nicknames in their lives. What were the five meanest nicknames you knew people had?

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12 Responses to “Top Five: Cruel Nicknames”

  1. NHK wrote:

    1: Julie/Drooly Julie
    2: Ass-mouth/The Cong
    3: Faté/The Relic
    4: Trish/Mortricia
    5: Blurp

  2. zapski wrote:

    1. Sniveling little rat-faced Randian wünder git.
    2. Mr 100 Watts.
    3. The Dancing Troll.
    4. Dirt.
    5. Scud.

  3. fatback wrote:

    You only really need know one real bad nickname the one that destroys the named on into adult hood. Flipper the bottle nose dolphin- picked up and chanted by a whole school, it lasts forever more in the monkey brain.

    All other names pale with time being a product of simple childhood sillyness

  4. dugh wrote:

    1: monkey face (said to brother as children)

    2: moo (said to large student in high school)

    3: spanky (name for guy in high school caught not once but twice in the bathroom spanking his own monkey)

    4: various characters from dongle’s world

    5: droolie julie (for the guy going through the midlife crisis!)

  5. Marissa wrote:

    Nasty Nicknames
    You call your nicknames nasty ?
    Well some nasty nicknames I know that people have are : dickmunch
    slutarama
    blooper
    peinecenawer
    carpet licker

  6. slut wrote:

    Give me a break!
    Pathetic!!!
    Those names don’t cut it. Try these

    Fuckwit (my bother in law)
    Turd (close to his real name-Tudor)
    Fuckmouth (a neighbor fond of giving blowjobs)
    and the gentler Hugeth (for Judith the fattest bitch in town)

  7. horney wrote:

    Nicknames
    Sluthorneybitchsexfreak

  8. simmer wrote:

    nasty nicknames
    try these. They worked for a very long time.
    Poodleboy for the guy who was not sure if he was gay.
    Slither for the easy broad who never had dry knickers
    Exlax for the new kid who crapped his pants the first day in school
    Melanomia (Melanie) she had a large brown growth under her right ear
    ball boy for the 3rd grader that spent the rest of his school time grabbing his nuts when he got excited.
    Finally there was Simp. Short for simpleton. He didn’t know why we caled him Simp until his first year university. He is now a senior chemical research and development engineer making over 200 grand a year.

  9. Xhella wrote:

    Mean nicknaemes

    Helfalump (I got suspended calling a teacher who gave me a refearl that cause she is sensetive about her babyweight but i was like bitch, you had your baby seven years ago)

    Zebra as well loosey goosey for obivous reason she was having identity isues as well as slut isues

    Hotdog, because the girl at the whole damn hotdog in one bite and said its all because of practice

    Ratface, to this squeally girl nobody likes that we have punked since second grade annoying brat stuck her in the trashcan on entering highschool.

    For a guy the only men things i can think i called people were manhoar, super boobies and the last one not really a nickname but a saying we would say when said person passed by… blank was every womans man and every mans woman.

  10. Paige wrote:

    1-anal junkie
    2-chicken fucker
    3-cock juggling thunder cunt
    4-robitch *his name was robert*
    5-fat fuck or marshmallow
    burnt marshmallow *fat native girl*

  11. homo...lol jk wrote:

    garaffe scoldom*really tall girl that wont get them*
    3 nips *has a pimple above her boob*
    vajenna*because she says vagina alot and her name is jenna*
    lesbo*she looks like one*
    fat cow*idk we just call her that and she insnt even fat at all*

  12. dani wrote:

    donkey butt – bitch witta big ass for no no reason .

 

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