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Archive for February, 2006

Pawsense

For those people who have cats, Pawsense can help prevent them critters from getting up on your keyboard and mucking things up. “PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.” Unfortunately this is not a joke. Thanks to Hawkeye for sending this in!

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10 Best SciFi Movies Never Made

It’s hard to argue with this list. Aliens 3 that didn’t suck, Star Wars sequels, a Doom movie directed by Paul Verhoeven and a movie based on the Starcraft universe. Is he missing anything?

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Barry Bonds Crossdressing

Well, maybe not crossdressing, but putting on women’s clothing and tramping about in public. And singing. Well OK, CROSSDRESSING! WTF?

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Manga Panties

Buy manga and get a free pair of little girl’s panties. That is so disturbing even the pedophiles in Japan can’t comment. (Thanks to Dr. Brown for the link, I think…)

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If Microsoft packaged Apple’s iPod

Those of us who have worked in packaging will shed a tear at viewing this. The rest of you will probably just laugh.

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Gingerbread Kama Sutra

While there’s no actual nudity these gingerbread cookies are probably best viewed at home, possibly in the kitchen.

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Panda Samurai

Watch the little panda kick serious samurai butt. Awe… such a kawaii killing machine!

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Say Hello to the Needies

I think the idea of these toys is interesting, but I can see that they would get really bloody irritating really bloody fast. A set of four toys that know when you are paying too much attention to one of the other toys and chastises you about it (or tells you to throw away the other toy). It’s the prank toy to give for Christmas… If they can find anyone to build it.

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So Fracking Hot

Oh. Wow. They are so hot. Unbelievable. I didn’t even know people looked so good. Check it out!

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Cylon Weekly World News

Are space monkeys extinct? Who ate all the waffles on Galactica? Were you a toaster in a previous incarnation? Interested in purchasing Armageddon for Dummies? Is Eight enough? Then the Cylon Weekly World News is for you.

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