There are always things we want to do but know we shouldn’t. Like putting laxative in someone’s food or punching the guy behind you that just won’t stop talking on his cell phone. We know we shouldn’t do these things but we fantasize about them anyways.
Can you name five things that you’d like to do but know you can’t?
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March 6th, 2006 at 12:49 am
This could be an endless rant I am glad I only have to list five. LOL
1) I want to dance around butt ass naked; in the sun, myself the only one naked: 250lb, 5′9″, naked old man- not a pretty sight; but I want to. LOL
2) Quit my job and follow my dream without worries of the consequences; since I have in the bank a grand total of fifty dollars that would be a stupid idea… for now.
3)Grab some really rude and unruly kids and beat their asses; old school stlye with a belt. Then they would learn right and wrong or at the very least what consequences are… and before the no whipping people start crying child abuse get on the public bus sometime and see if some ass whippings don’t need to be handed out.
4) Now this one might actually happen to me so I add it with a note of over the shoulder conscienciouness… take the driver licenses of people who are not paying attention and cut them up right in front of them banning them from driving until they can pay a-fucking-ttention on the road. And to my “friends” going for their scissors… reread my third entry and remember I am older than you. ;)
5)Last but not least growing up in the land of the PTL and 700 club, I would love getting on my high hoarse and riding hard through out the lands; without ever looking back. Woe be unto those that get in my way the opinion would terrify even the strong of heart.
March 6th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
1: I’ve often thought about driving a carload of my friends into a brick wall or off of a cliff. I don’t know why but there it is.
2: Punching irritating people on their cell phones, that’s mine.
3: Write tickets for cops when they break the law.
4: Sign up for about half a million dollars in credit cards and live a couple years on them. I get so many offers for cards in the mail…
5: Lose control and beat the hell out of people at random, yell at others for no good reason, and generally cause mayhem and violence.
Yeah, I keep my nasty side under control. I guess that’s the thing I’d most like to do that I know I shouldn’t…
March 9th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Can’t think of too many…
1: Smash the kneecaps of people who park in disabled parking places illegally/improperly. (They wanna park there? I’ll give ‘em an reason!)
2: Become a super thief. I’d be really good at it. Darn this stupid conscience!
3: Cash out and take off for the African continent. (Think Jimmy Buffet in the Kalahari.)
4: Convert religious fanatics to my beliefs. (This assumes, however, that they have a shred of intelligence. I know, ass, you, me.)
5: Surfing the web.
March 16th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Can I add a couple?
6. Smash the windows and doors of cars that park in crosswalks with a large crowbar, especially when they block the wheelchair ramps.
7. Get an big, old truck, like the Dodge PowerWagon from Simon & Simon, just slam into double parked cars. Preferably just as the driver is getting in or out.
March 16th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
You sound like you might have a bone to pick… Or possibly a bone to crush!