International Rules of Manhood
They should turn this into a quiz.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.
Is there a list like this for women?
