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Archive for April, 2008

Life Expectancy in America

A study recently found that life expectancy in America was increasing… and decreasing. Despite a general trend towards longer life from the 60s to the 80s, from the 80s onward there is a strong diversion of those areas with continuing growth of life expectance and those that are diminishing. Areas in green are increasing and areas in red are shrinking. I find it interesting that the turn around is the Reagan period and mostly in Republican dominated portions of America. I’m just sayin’.

Life Expectancy in America

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Oh, the irony.

This is from the BBC.

“Workers said they thought they were just making colourful flags and did not realise their meaning.”

Known as the Snow Lion Flag

and yet I thought that there is a ban on informations like this in China.

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My Name Is Bruce Trailer

Finally, the wait is almost over. Bruce Campbell’s My Name is Bruce will finally be released in October. Hurrah! And here’s the trailer!

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Music Cliches in Graphic Form

Simply awesome and funny. We need more of these!

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Church of the Jedi

Recruits they are seeking, yes.

Apparently it has somehing to do with a Census in which many people claimed their religion as “Jedi”

Additionally, it seems that Darth Vader harasses them.

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DIY Replicator

Ever want a replicator like in Star Trek? Well, they don’t exist yet, so here’s the next best thing. It’s a 3D printer, which in itself isn’t new, but the fact that it’s an open source 3D printer is.

For less than $1000 you can build one of your own, then print the upgrade parts when you need them. Neat!

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Professor Albert

Do you take the red pill or the blue pill? It looks like Professor Albert took a plaid pill and jumped head first down the rabbit hole. Check out this motivation video I found on The Movie Blog for a sample.

From there the videos just get stranger. Mostly he has songs covering celebrities, but apparently he’s also running for President. I suppose he’s no worse than many of the other candidates…

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Magic Pen

We at Ookee are always proud to provide you with more work distractions. Enjoy!

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Russians to Fling Monkeys at Mars

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In addition to the effects of radiation, space scientists want to see how the monkeys react to prolonged weightless conditions, isolation and a special diet of juices and pureed food.
Mars-500 director Viktor Baranov says 520 days “are enough for the flight to Mars - 250 days to fly there, 250 days to come back and a month for the landing on Mars”.

All that comes to mind is an image of a capsule slowly filling with monkey poo until the thing is just crammed into a corner, quietly saying “eek eek” as it suffocates.

And don’t get me started on the pee. Think a monkey’s going to keep a catheter in for 17 months? No sir!

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You Park Like an A**hole

Well, the site name is pretty self explanatory, but there is more to it. Basically, you download a pdf, print it out, and if you see someone who parks poorly, check off the appropriate box and leave it on their car.

Best of all, if you receive a notice, you can find out exactly what it was that you did wrong.

Methinks Mookee will be all over this one.

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