Is your campaign to brainwash your children into fundamentalist drones being thwarted by the fact that you can’t control their thoughts as they sleep? Fear not Christian Soldier, for now you can swaddle your child in Armor of God Pajamas! Look for under-eyelid scripture tattoos soon!
Thanks to B.C. Cakes for the link.
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Passive aggressive people must have it bad sometimes. They get all pissed off and angry, they want to be violent, and yet they are forced to look you in the face, smile as genuinely as possible, and say shit like, “You’re awesome!”
So for these people, these poor sad people who think that every negative emotion cannot be shared with the person who caused it, I think this passive aggressive anger release vending machine is perfect*. They should be installed in every place of business and in many malls and airports. Let the sound of smashing begin!
*Note: this device would be useful in situations where punching the person -your boss, the guy with the gun, the judge, the children- would be a Very Bad Idea, too.
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Mashing up footage of Cylons from Battlestar Galactica and Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode, I present to you Enjoy the Cylons from Mike Shinoda of Linkin’ Park fame.
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