Passive Aggressive Anger Release
Passive aggressive people must have it bad sometimes. They get all pissed off and angry, they want to be violent, and yet they are forced to look you in the face, smile as genuinely as possible, and say shit like, “You’re awesome!”
So for these people, these poor sad people who think that every negative emotion cannot be shared with the person who caused it, I think this passive aggressive anger release vending machine is perfect*. They should be installed in every place of business and in many malls and airports. Let the sound of smashing begin!
Thanks to And I’ll Burn for the link!
*Note: this device would be useful in situations where punching the person -your boss, the guy with the gun, the judge, the children- would be a Very Bad Idea, too.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I must give credit to Peace Dividend for the link. http://www.peacedividend.com/2008/07/todays_special.php
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
One please, desktop size! This will be much more satisfying than shooting myself with a Nerf pistol which is what I have so far resorted to…especially since I usually miss…
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:46 pm
You can miss, but you must hit your neighbor in the process of missing. Then you can look at them, wink, and say, “Whoops. I missed.”