Reincarnation Bank

I wish I’d thought of this.

1: Deposit Money into an account to be withdrawn when you reincarnate into a new body.
2: ???
3: Profit!

Posted by Zapski in Religion, Stupid

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2 Responses to “Reincarnation Bank”

1. dugh daren wrote:
   May 26th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

   I’d like to walk in and announce I was ready to withdraw all the stuff I left with them. Little did they know that reincarnation works through time, too, and I left millions of dollars with them in a future karmic existence and now I’m back in this incarnation and finally remember where I left my money…

2. Joel wrote:
   June 27th, 2009 at 6:25 am

   Walk in and announce exactly where? I think I am going to set up a website- “The donate to pay Michael Jackson’s bills so he comes back to live” site. No doubt there would be plenty of morons that would donate.

 

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