Passive aggressive people must have it bad sometimes. They get all pissed off and angry, they want to be violent, and yet they are forced to look you in the face, smile as genuinely as possible, and say shit like, “You’re awesome!”
So for these people, these poor sad people who think that every negative emotion cannot be shared with the person who caused it, I think this passive aggressive anger release vending machine is perfect*. They should be installed in every place of business and in many malls and airports. Let the sound of smashing begin!
*Note: this device would be useful in situations where punching the person -your boss, the guy with the gun, the judge, the children- would be a Very Bad Idea, too.
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NASA is sending up a Moon Probe soon, and you can have your name engraved on a chip for the journey.
Myself, this is the third or fourth time I’ve participated in something like this, and as far as I’m concerned, these kinds of things may be a more lasting monument to our existence than anything Earth bound.
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