Just a compilation of random strange, sometimes offensive (but still funny) stuff.
For those who think chocolate should be taken nasally. Well, not really, but I don’t see why not given the nature of the gadget.
Just in time for Thanksgiving! What do you get when you stuff a chicken into a duck into a turkey and wrap it in bacon?*
Answer: Turbaconducken!
In other news, Bacon Today Dot Com! w00t!
Thanks to Adeliza for the link!
*other than heartburn, indigestion, and a cardiac arrest, I mean.
What are the two great tastes that taste great together? Not peanut butter and chocolate, but bacon and boobs. Ladies and gentlemen, the bacon bra. Probably NSFW!
Ever want to learn all about Ghetto Gourmet? Well grab a nickel-bag of pepper and a dime-bag of salt, because Coolio’s laying it down.
Shaka Zulu, mutha-f***a’!
Some people love cucumber sandwiches. Personally I don’t get it, but then I don’t really like cucumbers. Anyways this ad, which will never be shown in America, features a cucumber sandwich. Anybody hungry?
I don’t often cook at home because, really, I just can’t be bothered. I used to cook all the time. Nice stuff, too. Over time, though, it just got to be a hassle. There were so many other things I wanted to do with that hour! I switched to frozen dinners and 10 minute pasta dishes. Yes, I’m lazy.
This guy, however, not only lost 150 pounds recently, but KILLED HIMSELF in the process of cooking!
Michael Downing first burned himself on some noodles he was cutting up in a pan on the stove, and then accidentally stabbed himself in the chest with the knife when he jerked his hand away. Authorities say the steak knife slipped between Downing’s ribs and pierced his heart. His two sons, 8 and 10, witnessed the accident.
Yet another reason to never, ever cook again.
With BACON.
These aren’t quite right for your morning coffee, but still awesome.
I feel like we might have posted this before (or something very similar) but even if we did, it’s worth revisiting.
You’re trapped in a blizzard with no idea whether you might be rescued. Do you eat your friends? Share how gruesome you are in the comments!