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Dude Looks Like A Lady!

And a ladies’ lady at that!

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Hurray Gramma!

No one honks rudely at Gramma and gets away with it!

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Paris Hilton for President?

Not long ago McCain compared Obama to all the loser trash celebrities out there, specifically singling out Paris Hilton. Personally I think McCain was way off but you know these politicians… Not the most brilliant folks on the planet (else the planet would be a much better place, neh?). Anyways, Paris has struck back with a video of her own, and while not terribly funny, it’s pretty good. I’m hoping someone pays to put it on TV.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die
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Working With Stupid People Kills

It’s not something people talk about but apparently it’s true: working with stupid people can kill you.

Working with Stupid People can Kill You

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San Franciscans Want To Name Sewage Treatment Plant After G.W. Bush

 Just *so* appropriate. I tip my hat to my fellow San Franciscans who came up with the idea and got the petition together.

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Women Explained Scientifically

Women are an enigma, something men (and many other women) just will not ever understand. Scientists, unsatisfied with the supposedly “unknown”, have been diligently researching women. Here are the current results. On a personal note, do you think my posting things like this accounts for why I don’t have a date?

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Bush tours America to survey damage

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The Front Fell Off

Very clever, very funny. Wonder if it’s an actual interview.

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Good News

If only the news were this good all the time. Or even sometimes…

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Sumo Wrestling Censored…?

Sumo wrestling is terribly manly despite the skimpy outfits. Which is why when pictures of sumo wrestling are pixelated to “censor” parts, things get interesting

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