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Idiot Flying

Some people are just stupid. Like this guy. He just missed winning himself a Darwin Award.

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US Navy

This video is pretty droll, and the Iranian responses aren’t included (they were on another video I watched on the Nightly News). It’s Iranian “gunboats” playing chicken with US Cruisers. Granted, when watching it just looks like a bunch of dudes out for a joy ride, but when they comment that, “I am coming to you, you will explode” and one considers that a zodiac (much smaller than these ships) blew a giant hole into the side of the USS Cole, I’m surprised (and thankful) something more dramatic wasn’t done.

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Royal Family of Stupidity

The Spears family is hereby dubbed the Royal Family of Stupidity, joining a long cast of stupid celebrities (and idiot in general) that somehow qualify as news-worthy. The latest… Jamie Lynn is pregnant at 16 years of age. Why does anyone care?

The only way this should be news is if she then announced, “Yes, I’m 16 and pregnant. I’m scheduled to have an abortion next week.” I can just see the firestorm in Republican-land.

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Ironic Justice…?

Two unrelated articles that somehow ring with the faint bell of ironic justice. The first is about the tree huggers in Berkeley. One of them fell out of the tree he was trying to protect and broke bones. Did the tree push him out?

The second is about a man who, while fleeing from police, jumped in a lake and was promptly killed by a nine foot alligator. Who knew the police were so desperate that they were recruiting wildlife?

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Girls Gone Wild on Facebook

The days of being ashamed of getting absolutely shitfaced and puking on yourself are over, girls. There’s now a forum on Facebook just for you called “30 Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night” though, judging from the content, they never should have started the night in the first place. Just in case you’re curious about what the 30 reasons are, check them out. Also, if you’re a Facebook member you can check out the forum here. Of course I’d prefer you post everything on OOKEE.com since I refuse to get a Facebook membership…

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Ann Coulter Hits A New Anti-Semitic Low

Someone get this woman a pair of jackboots. Another sad and disturbing example of Ms. Coulter’s seemingly boundless capacity for hatred of almost, well, everyone.

At least she’s keeping busy lecturing at “megachurches” and generating endless PR nightmares for the Republicans.

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Chi-Master vs Fist

We’ve secretly replaced this Martial Arts Master’s brain-dead students with someone who actually punches for a living. Let’s see if he notices….

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Chi-Master vs Sharp Knife

We’ve secretly replaced this Martial Arts Master’s dull practice machete with a real one. Let’s see if he notices….

WARNING! Violent Content! Not for the Squeamish!

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Official: NRA Supports Terroism

The NRA is currently requesting the Bush Administration to withdraw support for a bill that would prevent Terror suspects from buying guns (which means of course that right now Osama Bin-Laden, not being a felon, could buy one).

Their reasoning? The law “would allow arbitrary denial of Second Amendment rights based on mere ’suspicions’ of a terrorist threat.”

“As many of our friends in law enforcement have rightly pointed out, the word ’suspect’ has no legal meaning, particularly when it comes to denying constitutional liberties,” according to Chris Cox, the NRA’s executive director.

So, therefore it is OK to wiretap civilians without a warrant who are suspected of terrorism (or just Liberal), it’s OK to disappear people suspected terrorists to secret CIA prisons and torture them, it’s OK to invade another country or two on suspicion of associating with terrorists, but DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THE SECOND AMENDMENT!

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Bush Threatens to Veto Expanded Hate-Crimes Bill

Even for Shrub, this is a new low.

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