Just a compilation of random strange, sometimes offensive (but still funny) stuff.
Normally I could give a rat’s ass about celebrity frack ups and affairs, but this video parody of Tiger Woods is pretty funny. Semi-NSFW. Via Slashdot Idle.
Wow. I suddenly feel like I was thrown back in time.
A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have.Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.
Someone should make this fellow read out loud the Loving v. Virginia case.
OMG TODAY MONDAY SEPTEMNER 21, 2009 IS THE END OF TEH WORLD AND WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEE!!!!!1
I HAS CHARTS AND EVERYTHING TEH PROOF IS ALL HERE YOU ARE GOONA GET LFT BEHIND IF YOU ARNET RIGHT WITH JESUS LORD AND SAVIOR OF MANKIND
ITS ALL HEAR! DONT SAY YOU WERNT WARNED!
Could it be he believes in a conservative pundit from ages ago that even conservatives distanced themselves from? You be the judge. Personally I think he’s just plain nuts, and the “power” he gets from having a national forum has done nothing to help him.
And this is a link about the book, and you can read inside it because it’s a book and it’s a trilogy that happens on the moon and its bases in the future. So you should read some of it and tell me what you think, because this book has space and aliens in it, and some shuttles too.
Moon People This story focuses on one man by the name of David Braymer and his adventures from High School Teacher to 1st Science Officer on The Lunar Base 1 Base station. One of three. This book is based on the turning point for Earth into a new era of space Travel and the beginning of the Age of Aquarius. And David also has a romance with one of the locals in New smyrna Beach ,Fla. and her name is Cheral Baskel a local resturant owner. Now during David experiences he encounters some alien life forms some friendly some not so friendly through out the universe. And David also experiences the space battle of all battles and saves Earth and their new friends and lives to tell about it. We start our story in the year 2048 when Earth has an aggressive space program. They have just completed two Large Mobile Base station called Lunar Base 1,2, and are almost finished with the third Base station called Lunar Base 3. Now these are three huge Base stations. They are two miles long and one mile in diameter. They also have one very big surprise. They all three split into three independent working sections. And all three sections have lasers and rockets and their own engine. They also have shields that are a liquid that turns into a solid mass as hard as 4 inches of steel when exposed to the cold of space. They also have a very elaborate and high tech interior. They have a swimming pool, which is also their water reservoir. They also have a couple of lounges were everyone goes for fun. Now on their missions they encounter some new friends called the Powleens. They are advanced and they are also very friendly and eventually they join Earth and save Earth together. The Powleens are very tall about seven feet to eight feet on average their legs and arms and torso are elongated also their neck. But they are humanoid and angels from heaven to Earth. When the powleens arch enemy the Arcons find them it´s not to good for Earth because earth gets caught in the middle. Well one thing leads to another and before you know it, it’s all out space battle for the existince of Earth. Earth teams up with the powleens and the rest is history of coarse you have to read the book to find out what happens. And I know you will enjoy it because its action pact from the beginning to the end. Also keep an eye out for its sequel called Moon People,”Mars Reborn”. I hope you enjoy my book because I really enjoyed making it. Thank you for your time and God Bless. Author Dale M.Courtney
And we should thank BC Cakes for the link about the book because he’s the one who told us about it.
I honestly thought this stuff was a myth.
A 2cm long fish apparently found it’s way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
(Emphasis mine.)
Stupid Asian names… According to Texas state representative Betty Brown Asians should change their names to something that’s easier for Americans to pronounce.
And after the Asians, who’s next? Slavic names?
Some people are just stupid. Like this guy. He just missed winning himself a Darwin Award.
This video is pretty droll, and the Iranian responses aren’t included (they were on another video I watched on the Nightly News). It’s Iranian “gunboats” playing chicken with US Cruisers. Granted, when watching it just looks like a bunch of dudes out for a joy ride, but when they comment that, “I am coming to you, you will explode” and one considers that a zodiac (much smaller than these ships) blew a giant hole into the side of the USS Cole, I’m surprised (and thankful) something more dramatic wasn’t done.