And a ladies’ lady at that!
Is your campaign to brainwash your children into fundamentalist drones being thwarted by the fact that you can’t control their thoughts as they sleep? Fear not Christian Soldier, for now you can swaddle your child in Armor of God Pajamas! Look for under-eyelid scripture tattoos soon!
Thanks to B.C. Cakes for the link.
Feet can be scary enough, but crap they really screwed up their women’s feet in China! Don’t look at the link before you eat.
Be sure to watch at least two and a half minutes in.
I don’t know if I’d want to drink there, but I’d really like to visit this skeleton-themed bar in Switzerland. Apparently there have been other bars, though none quite as immersive.
Remember that story we covered some time ago that said we tasted like bacon to the robot?
During private and quieter moments, it does a person good to assess the present threat of robots.
Robots may betray you, shoot you, or even seduce and break your fragile human heart. But at least there’s only a small fraction of a chance that a robot will eat you.
But hold that comfort close while you can. Some French scientists are working on exactly this.
Health officials in the Philippines have issued a warning to people taking part in Easter crucifixion rituals.
They have urged them to get tetanus vaccinations before they flagellate themselves and are nailed to crosses, and to practise good hygiene.
After that it gets weird.
I don’t often cook at home because, really, I just can’t be bothered. I used to cook all the time. Nice stuff, too. Over time, though, it just got to be a hassle. There were so many other things I wanted to do with that hour! I switched to frozen dinners and 10 minute pasta dishes. Yes, I’m lazy.
This guy, however, not only lost 150 pounds recently, but KILLED HIMSELF in the process of cooking!
Michael Downing first burned himself on some noodles he was cutting up in a pan on the stove, and then accidentally stabbed himself in the chest with the knife when he jerked his hand away. Authorities say the steak knife slipped between Downing’s ribs and pierced his heart. His two sons, 8 and 10, witnessed the accident.
Yet another reason to never, ever cook again.
Scale this little guy up and we can begin to say hello to our new robot overlords. At least our overlords will be Transformers!
Via Japundit.