Not sure that there’s much else to say about this.
Thanks to B.C. Cakes.
I honestly thought this stuff was a myth.
A 2cm long fish apparently found it’s way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
(Emphasis mine.)
OK, we all know about high-tech Japanese toilets (as well as the “hole in the floor that someone forgot to put a toilet over” ones that are sometimes inexplicably installed on raised platforms on trains), and one could assume from that the Japanese are somewhat toilet obsessed.
Well, now there’s “Angel’s Knees Pillows”, a device that minimizes pee-splash by reducing the distance that… ah to hell with it.
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR PORCELAIN GOD!
Captain Sullenberger he ain’t. Good thing is, he made it out OK.
With his plane stalling at 150 feet, and no time to return to the runway, the pilot of a Cessna 182 was probably in need of the toilet.
Luckily, he found a whole pile of them, and the crash landing on top of piles of portable loos probably saved his life.
I doubt we’ll see him on the talk show circuit, or invited to the White House. Some people have no luck at all.
For those who think chocolate should be taken nasally. Well, not really, but I don’t see why not given the nature of the gadget.
First there was Fuck You, Penguin, “A blog where I tell cute animals what’s what.”
Now there’s Fuck Me? No, Fuck You, Fuck You, Penguin! “A blog where cute animals tell you what’s what.”
When, oh when will the cycle of hatred stop?
You know, if you need one or something…
(thanks to B.C. Cakes for the link)
This is one of the stranger things I have ever seen. The green globe things are its eyes, and it rotates them up to see above it through its own friggin’ skull!!!!! Ahhhhh!
There’s a video here.
I wish I were making this up.