"Sexuality is not just intercourse. Having sex is one of the stupider things to say, since everyone has sex. Making love is just as dumb as it takes just a bit more than intercourse to be in love." - Neil Keatting
The title says this guy failed the breathalyzer… I don’t see him ever take it. I’m thinking this is one way to get out of taking it. OK, maybe it kind of defeats the purpose, but c’mon, maybe he isn’t really drunk.
And before you think that’s some kind of sexual reference, it isn’t. It’s a line of clothing for MMA fighters and fans.
Jesus Didn’t Tap was one of the first Christian based MMA clothing companies to hit the scene. In the sport of Mixed Martial Arts, to “tap” is to quit or give up. The message of the Jesus Didn’t Tap line is that Jesus didn’t quit after going through unimaginable suffering and pain when he was crucified on the cross. The company aims to represent both the competitiveness of MMA and honoring God in all of their designs and hopes it will help spread the Christian message of salvation to a whole new audience.
The Republic of Kazakhstan in Central Asia is in the process of building the world’s first alien embassy according to some local media reports. If these reports are to be believed, the authorities have already allocated a large plot of land in the city of Almaty for this ambitious project. Facilities to be built within the complex will include a guesthouse, theatre and translation service. A purpose built UFO landing pad and checkpoint will be attached to the embassy.
Silly Kazaks. Aliens don’t need UFO landing pads: The beam directly into YOUR HEADS!
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Great. Just effin’ great. For some stupid reason, known only in the depths of R’lyeh, some idiot has decided to capitalize on ol’ HP’s cult popularity in the worst way possible: A TV series full of young buff MAW’s (model / actor / whatever) in Gap clothes and angsty “tween” appealing Twighlight rejects based on Herbert West: The Re-Animator that will somehow weave in all of HP’s stories in a “fresh” and “new” way (if by fresh and new you mean mashing Buffy and Dawson’s Creek together and recycling the 90210 formula – again.)
Mighty Cthulhu, eat my brains now.
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Is your campaign to brainwash your children into fundamentalist drones being thwarted by the fact that you can’t control their thoughts as they sleep? Fear not Christian Soldier, for now you can swaddle your child in Armor of God Pajamas! Look for under-eyelid scripture tattoos soon!
Thanks to B.C. Cakes for the link.
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